DamianClark

Everything you read here is a potential hazard.
Shut up Damian.
Hey, I'm only talking to whomever I reading this.
Well talk somewhere else. Well, you are not really talking. You are really typing all of this to make it look like you have friends, but you don't.
Yeah, I guess you are right..... Wait am I still talking to myself? I'm still talking to myself.
This is not a funny post. Just… Boy, if you don't!

Don't trust anyone, not even yourself.
So. These two guys walk into a bar. Ma, you think the second one would've ducked!
Pibb soda.
Heigh hoooooooo!!
Winderus winded me after the wind blew and my bottle of fresh wind winded his air bubble of wind. By the way, check him out. His name is SentinelWinder.He's an honest Spaniard. Wait, is that how I say it? Spaniard? I dunno man, I'm just typing.
You do that shit at 3:00 p.m. they will shoot you at 2:59 p.m. the same day. They'll kill you a minute before you do it.
Banana man an banana NO! *BOOM* My leg!
I told you not to do that Gerald!
Spencer just slapped my butt saying "Good Game". Dammit Spencer.
Anyways, I am done for the day. So… By, have a beautiful time!
SentinelWinder

Nothing like hitting your but sack against a metal bar. So I was out in town, hanging out with Ben. Ben says, "Hey, let's go jump that!" And I look over to see a metal fence. I say, "Uh, sure, I guess." And Ben leaped over the 4 ft fence leaving me back there. He says, "Jump you-" but before he could finish his sentence, I attempted the jump. I ended up doing the splits on a metal fence. But at least I made it over, right? That is it for the day.

If you just now read the title then you can tell I am new here. There is a lot of stuff I like here on Deviantart. Dragons, wolves, werewolves, vore, ETCETERA ETCETERA! But anyway.... I mostly will only be doing journals. So, happy reading!